Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you tell them the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikazie pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always clear?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people return to the refrigerator umteen times a night, is it in hopes something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the end you try first?
How do all the dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illiness. Think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it's you!!!!
A day without a smile is a day wasted. . .