Thursday, July 8, 2010


I ask you, who understands Women better than other women?


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What us the most reliable method of determining a babys sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My birthing instructor says it isn't pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure, is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out your pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I need to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you learn to change 'his' diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


  1. Love these Chatty...a great way to start a Friday...with a laugh out loud!

  2. These are great, Chatty. Thanks for the laughs! :)

  3. I love to laugh! Thanks for brightening my
    corner of the world!

  4. You really should give this in a card to new mothers from now on.