Saturday, July 3, 2010

BRAIN TEASERS

These are pretty cool when one takes the time to read then and concentrate...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle, even crazy glue?

Can fat people actually go skinny dipping?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What is another word for Thesaurus?

If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

If a funeral is at night, do folks drive with their light off?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you are crossed eyed but have dyslexia, can you read alright?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forrest will it make a sound?

If the cops arrest a mime do they still say he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill hinmself, is it considerecd a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doictors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do Forrest Rangers go to gat away from it all?

Why do they report power outages on TV?
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To all our Veterans out there...

HAPPY 4th of JULY... And thanks to you all for our FREEDOM.

3 comments:

  1. These are great, Chatty! Things that make you go, hmmmm.

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  3. I really like reading brain teasers; it's common sense in reverse! LOL...

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