SUPPORT YOUR UNITED STATES SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN
Did you know the military no longer accepts "Any Service Member"mail? That stinks, but there is no reason you can't do your part to help our country's armed forces. There are many reputable organizations ready and willing with the goal of providing a morale boost to our military.
When your in your home surrounded by those you love, when you are soaking in a refreshing sweet smelling, relaxing bubble bath, or eating whatever your heart desires at the moment and going to your bedroom at night for a safe, comfortable nights sleep, think about those trying to get a moments shut eye in a war torn country hoping no mortar falls during the night or no one sneaks in to cut their throats. They have no bubble bath, they're lucky to have clean water at all, they are fortunate to be able to heat their rations before eating them, and they taste nasty at best. So next time you're enjoying all the comforts that these fighting men and women over there are safeguarding for America remember them.
Below is a list of services provided by caring organizations and if these aren't enough you can go to this email address for even more to choose from. www.Army.mil/howyoucanhelp.
HERO MILES:
Donate frequent flier miles to military men and women who are undergoing treatment at a military or VA medical center due to injury sustained in Iraq or Afghanista. Learn more at http://www.fisherhouse.org/.
TAPS:
Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors provides comfort to anyone who has lost a military loved one, through comprehensive programs including crisis intrervention and peer-based emotional support. Visit: http://www.taps.org/.
HOMES FOR OUR TROOPS:
This nonprofit organization builds or renovates homes for severly wounded military members, free of charge and with special modifications as needed for particular disabilities.
Visit: http://www.homesforourtroops.org/.
GIFT CARDS FOR TROOPS. . . My personal favorite!
The Army and Air Force Exchange Service (AAFES) provides merchandise and services to militaty famailes and uses earnings to supplement Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) programs. Service members can buy anything with gift cards from baby clothes to Energy Star appliances with gift cards purchased through AAFES. Learn more at: http://www.aafes.com/
It sounds like they get lots of freebies doesn't it? Well think about what they have given up and sacrificed for us, for our freedoms. There is not enough in this world to compensate these brave men and women and their immediate families. PLease help, no amount is too small especially just sending letters and cards to let them know we appreciate their sacrifices.
GOD BLESS OUR MILITARY and GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
25 SENSIBLE TIPS TO LIVE BY...
This is a list I have compiled over the years to make lifes chores easier. It's for women, or men keeping up their end at home... I've listed 12 today and will list the rest another Friday.
1.) Flies or bee's bothering you? Spray them with hair spray and watch them take a quick dive.
2.) Sealed envelope? Put it into the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can even be resealed if your snooping. Hummm!
3.) Use an empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance the cord within belongs to.
4.) For icy doorsteps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They absolutely won't freeze. Then in warmer weather add some water and wash the steps clean.
5.) Crayon marks on walls? Anyone with kids knows what a mess that can be! This works wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in Baking Soda. Crayon comes off with little effort.
6.) Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) Simply use rubbing alcohol on a paper towel.
7.) Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S. pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally figured out how to be more economical. Now a box of S.O.S. pads last me indefinitely. An unexpected plus I noticed is that the scissors get sharpened this way as well.
8.) Opening brand new jars can be a real pain in the drain, well, I found the answer. Instead of banging the jar of jam, pickles etc., with a knife until it loosens up, I simply reach into the drawer and pull out my handy dandy nutcracker. It adjusts to the size of the jar and I simply give it a good twist and off pops the lid.
9.) Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little peroxide on a clean cloth and proceed to wipe off all the blood. Works every time, then toss cloth in washer to get it clean too.
10.) Dirty windows, well then use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal on inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean, but don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and streak terribly.
11.) Spray a bit of perfume on a lightbulb in any room to create a lovely scent in each room when the light is turned on. Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. Especially effective on lingerie. You can also do this with towels and linens.
Last for todays tips but not least, 13 more to come another Friday...
12.) Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.
I hope these tips will help make your life easier and lot less stressful.
1.) Flies or bee's bothering you? Spray them with hair spray and watch them take a quick dive.
2.) Sealed envelope? Put it into the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can even be resealed if your snooping. Hummm!
3.) Use an empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance the cord within belongs to.
4.) For icy doorsteps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They absolutely won't freeze. Then in warmer weather add some water and wash the steps clean.
5.) Crayon marks on walls? Anyone with kids knows what a mess that can be! This works wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in Baking Soda. Crayon comes off with little effort.
6.) Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) Simply use rubbing alcohol on a paper towel.
7.) Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S. pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally figured out how to be more economical. Now a box of S.O.S. pads last me indefinitely. An unexpected plus I noticed is that the scissors get sharpened this way as well.
8.) Opening brand new jars can be a real pain in the drain, well, I found the answer. Instead of banging the jar of jam, pickles etc., with a knife until it loosens up, I simply reach into the drawer and pull out my handy dandy nutcracker. It adjusts to the size of the jar and I simply give it a good twist and off pops the lid.
9.) Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little peroxide on a clean cloth and proceed to wipe off all the blood. Works every time, then toss cloth in washer to get it clean too.
10.) Dirty windows, well then use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal on inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean, but don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and streak terribly.
11.) Spray a bit of perfume on a lightbulb in any room to create a lovely scent in each room when the light is turned on. Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. Especially effective on lingerie. You can also do this with towels and linens.
Last for todays tips but not least, 13 more to come another Friday...
12.) Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.
I hope these tips will help make your life easier and lot less stressful.
Friday, July 16, 2010
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
Feeling fiesty today so I decided to be a bit on the naughty side, we all know we are naughty sometimes but MOST just won't admit it. No one is watching now so go ahead "have a good laugh!" This is so far my longest post ever, humm!!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a Quickie but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley & a Hoover? The position of the Dirtbag.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you ain't gettin any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 pounds.
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 minutes.
Whats the fastest way to a cheating man's heart? Through is chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry Virgins? Cause they can' stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Cause those men already have boyfriends.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? MACE will do that to you.
Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when the doctor said she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine.
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Okay take a rest, I have a few more but have to go to church now. I will post the other few next Friday with something serious, if I can find something serious. But to leave you laughing I have one more for you today. . .
A northern fairytale begins with "Once Upon a Time." A southern fairytale begins with " Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!!!"
Well believe it, and have a wonderful weekend. . .
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a Quickie but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley & a Hoover? The position of the Dirtbag.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you ain't gettin any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 pounds.
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 minutes.
Whats the fastest way to a cheating man's heart? Through is chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry Virgins? Cause they can' stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Cause those men already have boyfriends.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? MACE will do that to you.
Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when the doctor said she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine.
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Okay take a rest, I have a few more but have to go to church now. I will post the other few next Friday with something serious, if I can find something serious. But to leave you laughing I have one more for you today. . .
A northern fairytale begins with "Once Upon a Time." A southern fairytale begins with " Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!!!"
Well believe it, and have a wonderful weekend. . .
Thursday, July 8, 2010
ESTROGEN, PREGNANCY & WOMEN
I ask you, who understands Women better than other women?
PREGNANCY Q & A PLUS MORE...
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What us the most reliable method of determining a babys sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My birthing instructor says it isn't pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure, is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out your pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I need to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you learn to change 'his' diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
PREGNANCY Q & A PLUS MORE...
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What us the most reliable method of determining a babys sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My birthing instructor says it isn't pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure, is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out your pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I need to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you learn to change 'his' diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
BRAIN TEASERS
These are pretty cool when one takes the time to read then and concentrate...
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle, even crazy glue?
Can fat people actually go skinny dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What is another word for Thesaurus?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a funeral is at night, do folks drive with their light off?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you are crossed eyed but have dyslexia, can you read alright?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forrest will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime do they still say he has the right to remain silent?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
When it rains why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill hinmself, is it considerecd a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doictors call what they do "practice?"
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do Forrest Rangers go to gat away from it all?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
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To all our Veterans out there...
HAPPY 4th of JULY... And thanks to you all for our FREEDOM.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle, even crazy glue?
Can fat people actually go skinny dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What is another word for Thesaurus?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a funeral is at night, do folks drive with their light off?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you are crossed eyed but have dyslexia, can you read alright?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forrest will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime do they still say he has the right to remain silent?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
When it rains why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill hinmself, is it considerecd a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doictors call what they do "practice?"
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do Forrest Rangers go to gat away from it all?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
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To all our Veterans out there...
HAPPY 4th of JULY... And thanks to you all for our FREEDOM.
Friday, June 25, 2010
BURGLARS TELL YOU TO TAKE HEED!!
Recently there has been in the news more and more accounts of burglaries, some with violence to the poor people being victimized. I am in possession of some good information that might save someone from becoming a victim. Pay close attention, these are things we all need to be made aware of. These hints were given to law enforcement by career criminals that have gone straight.
WHO IS A BURGLAR?
Do I look familiar? I should, I was just here last week cleaning your carpets, or painting your house, landscaping, or delivering your new refrigerator.
Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was here last week, While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
Sometimes, I carry a clipboard to look like I have legitimate business in your neighborhood. Sometimes, I dress like the lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never ever look like a crook.
WHAT BURGLARS LOOK FOR...
Those toys your kids leave outside make me wonder what type of electronics and gaming systems you have inside your house.
Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up in the driveway or on the porch. I might even leave a pizza flyer to see how long it takes to remove it.
If glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the alarm pad in view. That makes it easy to see if the alarm is set or not.
It's raining, you're fumbling with your unbrella and forget to lock your door, understandable! But understand this; I don't take a day off because of bad weather. When you are not paying attention I will be.
I always knock first to see if anyone answer, I'll ask for directions or offer to work in your yard for food, but don't take me up on it.
Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside tables, and the medicine cabinet.
I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home and for flat screen TV's or gaming systems I like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night before you close your blinds, just to pick out my targets.
HELPFUL HINTS...
I almost never ever go into kids rooms.
You are right; I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables but if it's not bolted down, I'll just take it with me.
A loud radio or TV can be as good a deterrent as an alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave the TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a timer that turns things on and off according to the times you set.
The things I hate worse are loud, or yappy dogs and nosey neighbors.
I'll break a window to get in even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he may stop what he's doing to listen and see if he hears it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll probably just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.
Why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system, then leave your home without setting it? Yep, people actually do.
A good security company alarms the window over the sink and the windows on the second floor which often access the master bedroom and your jewelry. I also look for money, guns, and credit cards. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors on the second floor too.
THINGS TO AVOID...
You may want to avoid announcing your vacation plans on your Facebook page. It's easier than you might think to find out your address.
To you leaving a window open just a crack during the day is a way to let fresh air in; but to me it's an invitation to come inside and help myself.
If you don't answer when I knock, I'll try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and stroll right into someones home left wide open.
Don't put a mourning or some form of berevement on your front door because we burglars check obituaries and funeral times. If something looks promising we will hit during the funeral. Hey, one persons loss is anothers gain and we are burglars after all. Do you really need a double tragedy???
NOTE:
I promised you a quiz today but felt this was more important. I will do the quiz say on Tuesday or Wednesday so watch for it...
WHO IS A BURGLAR?
Do I look familiar? I should, I was just here last week cleaning your carpets, or painting your house, landscaping, or delivering your new refrigerator.
Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was here last week, While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
Sometimes, I carry a clipboard to look like I have legitimate business in your neighborhood. Sometimes, I dress like the lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never ever look like a crook.
WHAT BURGLARS LOOK FOR...
Those toys your kids leave outside make me wonder what type of electronics and gaming systems you have inside your house.
Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up in the driveway or on the porch. I might even leave a pizza flyer to see how long it takes to remove it.
If glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the alarm pad in view. That makes it easy to see if the alarm is set or not.
It's raining, you're fumbling with your unbrella and forget to lock your door, understandable! But understand this; I don't take a day off because of bad weather. When you are not paying attention I will be.
I always knock first to see if anyone answer, I'll ask for directions or offer to work in your yard for food, but don't take me up on it.
Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside tables, and the medicine cabinet.
I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home and for flat screen TV's or gaming systems I like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night before you close your blinds, just to pick out my targets.
HELPFUL HINTS...
I almost never ever go into kids rooms.
You are right; I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables but if it's not bolted down, I'll just take it with me.
A loud radio or TV can be as good a deterrent as an alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave the TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a timer that turns things on and off according to the times you set.
The things I hate worse are loud, or yappy dogs and nosey neighbors.
I'll break a window to get in even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he may stop what he's doing to listen and see if he hears it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll probably just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.
Why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system, then leave your home without setting it? Yep, people actually do.
A good security company alarms the window over the sink and the windows on the second floor which often access the master bedroom and your jewelry. I also look for money, guns, and credit cards. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors on the second floor too.
THINGS TO AVOID...
You may want to avoid announcing your vacation plans on your Facebook page. It's easier than you might think to find out your address.
To you leaving a window open just a crack during the day is a way to let fresh air in; but to me it's an invitation to come inside and help myself.
If you don't answer when I knock, I'll try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and stroll right into someones home left wide open.
Don't put a mourning or some form of berevement on your front door because we burglars check obituaries and funeral times. If something looks promising we will hit during the funeral. Hey, one persons loss is anothers gain and we are burglars after all. Do you really need a double tragedy???
NOTE:
I promised you a quiz today but felt this was more important. I will do the quiz say on Tuesday or Wednesday so watch for it...
Friday, June 18, 2010
THINGS MOTHER TAUGHT ME (part 2)
Here it is Friday and I have the rest of the things Mother Taught Me, and to the shigrin of my own two sons, the same things I taught them as their mother. Heres hoping there may be a few you could use on your own children or grandchildren, or not if you want to remain popular with them...
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... RECEIVING
"You are going to get yours when we get home young lady."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... MEDICAL SCIENCE
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, you won't be laughing then."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... GENETICS
"You're just like your lazy father."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, then you'll understand."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
There are probably many more lessens learned at the hand of my MOTHER. She was, and remains a wise and out spoken woman of the times...
Next Friday I will be asking you 28 questions that I consider BRAIN TEASERS. So put on your thinking caps Friday 25th. ands stop by for some challenging fun!!!
EXAMPLE:
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food???
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... RECEIVING
"You are going to get yours when we get home young lady."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... MEDICAL SCIENCE
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, you won't be laughing then."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... GENETICS
"You're just like your lazy father."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, then you'll understand."
MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT... JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
There are probably many more lessens learned at the hand of my MOTHER. She was, and remains a wise and out spoken woman of the times...
Next Friday I will be asking you 28 questions that I consider BRAIN TEASERS. So put on your thinking caps Friday 25th. ands stop by for some challenging fun!!!
EXAMPLE:
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food???
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